Allergy season and runny noses

So I just have to write this quickly...one of my kids just came up and told me that another one of the kids just blew their nose on the ground...no i'm not joking...literally...I went and looked and there is a pile of snot on the ground at the front of my classroom...umm, not real sure what to do with it, so I made the culpreit clean it up...I think this one goes into the books as one of the things you never imagined yourself having to say..."No, go clean up your mess at the front of the classroom...well I don't care if it wasn't you, your nose was close by, so just go do it." The life and times of being a glamorous teacher :)